- Awww she brought him breakfast. If he cheated on her with that tramp I will cut a bitch.
- George is the worst liar ever. Everyone's uncomfortable.
- Spotted: Lemon, ending it with Annabeth, in a shirt Spencer wore when ending it with Toby. Hmm, note to self, stay away from that shirt.
- Wow, Tom and Wanda. Shotgun wedding?
- Wedding since...oops. hahahha
- Lavon meeting someone about some shopping mall and such in a storyline I could care less about. I will use this time to check Twitter.
- Zoe! We're back! She's in the office; where's Brick been lately anyways?
- Wanda has a rash, caused by wedding planning probs.
- Zoe still hasn't heard from Wade....grrrrr.
- Lavon enters in a silly hat. Blah blah needs George's help. Blah blah.
- Lemon is hanging with her new Annabeth, whose name I believe is Cricket.
- Ah yes, Cricket.
- Cricket knows the word calamity? That's surprising.
- Town gossips discussing Wade leaving with the ho. Crep.
- Shirtless Wade. Nice.
- Angry Zoe. Crep.
- Awww he didn't! I believe him. He is sad. Poor sad, shirtless Wade.
- They made up and I'm happy.
- Tom is angry. This is the first scene in which I have seen him be anything other than goofy. Big acting week for whoever plays him.
- Is it just me or does Zoe get unnecessarily blamed for things a lot in this town? Note to self- never become a doctor in the eccentric small-town South.
- I see Zoe getting volunteered for mother interference.
- Yup, called that one.
- Zoe, say no. Say no.
- So she says yes to being the Maid of Honor. This will most likely end badly.
- Cricket, the newfound bestie genius brings Lemon to a psychic. Oh dear Lord.
- Lavon and George in the same scene. Twitter check again during the dulldrum.
- Wilmington shots!
- Lemon runs into some kid from second grade. In this tiny tiny tiny TINY town, how have they not seen each other in 22 years.
- Lemon, darling you are moving too fast.
- Is Wanda's mom the mom from That 70s show?
- George talks to Wade and all seems hunky dory until he leaves and Wade starts with the suspicious faces. CAN WE NOT? Come on, I am done with PLL drama and suspiciousness for the night can't we just have the lovely Southern hilarity?
- Wade's being weird with Zoe. Oh dear.
- I swear if he cheated......grrrrrr.
- Of course now he is being sweet when things are heading south. Enjoy these final Zade scenes people, I see this ship sinking :(.
- The bridal party scenes are fairly entertaining.
- Apparently Wanda's mom is a drunken slut. Niice.
- Wade is now the best man. If only things weren't weird and he and Zoe could have a lovely time at the wedding. But, of course, the writers are never that good to us.
- Sex Yoda? I'm uncomfortable.
- George is yammering on about powerpoint presentations and I, as usual, could care less.
- Wanda's mom wants to drink and just said YOLO. hahahhahahahahhahaha
- Once again, HOW HAVE THESE TWO NOT SEEN EACH OTHER IN 22 YEARS A TOWN THIS SIZE?
- This man seems immature. Paste eating? whaaaa?
- AB to the rescue? Go her! Sister, let's remember that excuse if we ever are in that situation.
- Yes, Wanda's mom, Wade is yummy.
- Wait this wedding is Star Wars themed? How did I miss that? Niice.
- I am worried that all of these changes are based off of a guilty conscience. Grrrr.
- Wanda's mom went home with some guy who calls her honeypie and is in walk of shame mode in his shirt.
- hahahhhaa checked for STDs.
- Blah blah George succeeded in doing whatever he was supposed to for Lavon blah blah.
- George dancing post-case win is not very professional. He's such a weirdo.
- Is this Star Wars or Lord of the Rings? So confused.
- Nothing gets by Tansy.
- Hahaha birdseed.
- What the frack is Wanda's mom doing now?
- I still don't understand how this Renaissance fair garb equals Star Wars.
- OMGGGGG nooooo she is discussing Wade and Zoe caught on and I caught on and sad music and sad feelings and Grrrrrrrrrr.
- Is Zoe's world going to stop? Sad music feelings Grrrrrr.
- No she's not okay. Feelings grrrrrrr.
- Side-note: Wanda's mom has provided me more entertainment and more good advice for Zoe than Lavon has in 2 years. Remember that, writers.
- Also, America LOVES Zade. Remember that even more, writers.
- Okay this isn't Star Wars is it? #stillconfused.
- This is about to be badd (for Zade, I'm sure Tanda will be fine).
- Where's Walt again? I miss him. He was attractive.
- Come on Lemon! Forgive AB. Besties for lyfe!
- Wade has those abs. I love those abs.
- Wade has clearly seen The Notebook a time or too. Which makes him even hotter, even in the midst of The Terrible Cheating Scandal of Febuary 2013. (as it will be forever known).
- Hey weirdo George, go run off my screen. And take Lavon with you.
- If they actually make Wade cheat they are going to kill his character. I will be LIVID! LIVID I tell you.
- I am so confused on the theme of this wedding that I have just given up.
- Grrrr the Zade sadness is already starting. This is already sadder than I imagined. Which means that I am wayy more emotionally invested in this show than I wanted to be.
- I have never seen Wade that wounded before. It's frightening.
- "Zoe." "I know." Hearts break everywhere. OMMGGGGG why?????? So so so sad.
- You know how you don't know what you got until its gone? Well this fan didn't know how invested she was in Zade until now. Crying.
- I cannot believe he cheated on her. They ruined him. Like why? So stupid? DID NO ONE LEARN ANYTHING FROM RACHEL AND ROSS??????
- This is the saddest scene of Dixie thus far.
- Zoe making excuses. Wade crying? What is this? OMG this is terrible.
- I am not an emotional person and I am actually tearing up a bit. No joke. WHYYYYY?
- Like anyone can attempt to enjoy a reception now! The world ended!
- At least Annabeth and Lemon are friends again.
- BUT HE IS HER WEIRDO!
- Awww he'd been crying. OMG he is wounded and emotional and this is terrible.
- George, Tansy. Go away. No one likes either of you. (Sorry I literally hate everyone right now).
- Lavon, stop trying to cheer her up. LET US WALLOW!
- Well, I don't know what to say. I honestly thought they would break up, but that he wouldn't cheat on her. I was wrong. Gr.
- Oh next week looks like a ball of fun. Town hates Wade, Zoe hates Wade (and tells him so) and Zoe is already kissing other guys. I'm sorry I don't care how good looking that doctor is, he isn't Wade therefore I hate him. So ha.
Here's to hoping for a Zade finale reunion. Gr.
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