- Previously on Dixie, sad Zade times; world is upset.
- Apparently Zoe has been eating her feelings. And not just her feelings, but others too. You know its bad when you wake up with a lollipop glued to your face.
- Awww she smelled his shirt. This is just depressing.
- Awkward kitchen times.
- And of course Lavon makes it even more awkward.
- In other news, Sister pointed out how good Wilson looks in red. Niice.
- Brick's woman wants to redecorate the Breeland household. Lemon doesn't like this. Catfight!
- hahaha Magnolia.
- At least Magnolia is honest; Lemon is just being two-faced.
- Ahh, her name is Shelby. Gotcha.
- The entire town is Team Zoe and random townies are coming up and yelling at him.
- George is upset and no one cares.
- Townies making Zoe pies. WTF? This isn't a wake people.
- Awwww everywhere she looks holds a memory?! Precious.
- Zoe feels empowered and goes to work.
- Hot doctor is there and hott, but he is not Wade so we do not like him.
- Jonah, go jump in a humpback whale where you belong.
- Shelby and Brick want to co-habitat. I see Magnolia reacting well to this.
- Priest on a bike. Because, why not?
- Tansy and Zoe, new bffls? Hmmm.
- Ahh drinking, solving problems now, but creating worse problems later.
- I have to say, this is sad but I am loving how sad she is because it shows how much she loves him.
- Lily-Ann is at the bar and singing an anti-Wade song. See Zo, you can't always run from your problems.
- Lemon concocting evil plans with Jonah about Shelby.
- Doesn't Lemon have another apartment now? Why would she care so much?
- Magnolia got paid off?
- The Exes of Wade clique is swapping war stories.
- Why doesn't Wade ever wear a shirt? Umm because when he is shirtless America rejoices?????
- Zoe decides to rise above petty singalongs. You go girl.
- Dang, Wade had a lot of stuff at her house.
- Aww ROSE YAYYYYY!
- Rose has a bf; precious.
- The townies took it to a new level with a Wade voodoo doll.
- I want a Wade doll. But a shirtless one that's not a voodoo doll.
- Magnolia a cheerleader. Because Dixie hasn't used the blonde popular cheerleader cliche yet.
- McKayla Maroney is back and slutting it up. Zoe thinks its Max cheating on Rose, but I bet it's not.
- Lemon bribing George with pie to dig up dirt on Shelby.
- Yes Lemon, the odds of Shelby being a Russian spy are high.
- I still don't believe that Max is cheating on Rose.
- Zoe runs and yells at Wade. Instead of coming across as sad, it just came across as amusing.
- Zoe's back to singalongs and horrid, horrid, dancing. Now she's burning his possessions. Seems excessive.
- Ugh, Jonah go away.
- Jonah, you clearly don't know Zoe. She NEVER lets things go.
- Wilmy shots! The best!
- WADE IN A TUX OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
- I've decided that Wade should either be in a tux or shirtless. Make it happen, writers.
- Lemon and George playing the what might have been game and pretending to be married.
- Lemon is really bad at thinking on her feet and not acting suspicious.
- Shelby attempting to bribe Magnolia with shoes, Tory Burch, and Carrie Underwood.
- Brick knows that his daughter is materialistic and shallow. Niice.
- Out-Lemon Lemon.
- The newlyweds are back!
- Guarantee there is only one high school in Bluebell and therefore it is not a coincidence that Zoe ran into Rose.
- Zoe, you meddler, you.
- HAHAHHAHAHHAAH they got Magnolia a car. HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA. Best moment of the season.
- Yes Magnolia folded like a house of cards. Lemon, you would too had Daddy and Daddy's gf given you a brand new car.
- Lavon, relax.
- EVERYONE LEAVE WOUNDED WADE ALONE PLEASE!!!
- See Lavon, FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH!
- Lavon you are nuts. Leave my Wadester alone.
- haha scrunchies do not belong in the 21th century. Lemon is right.
- Lemon so excited about Shelby being a gold digger.
- Lemon George kiss! It was playing a part, but still. Interesting.
- Zoe, stop trying to be hip.
- Called this one. Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. When will you learn?
- "I thank you kindly for your assistance and goodnight." Lemon's always so polite.
- Lemon knows the expression fiscal cliff? Hmm.
- Magnolia looks confused. Girl clearly doesn't know the expression fiscal cliff.
- "I better not lose my Rav 4 over this." Magnolia, always thinking deep.
- The only girl who ever meant anything to him??? Uhhhhhh Wade.
- Lost his best girl and best friend? Wade needs a hug! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
- All is right with Lavon and Wade. I wish all was right with Zoe and Wade.
- Lemon and Zoe bonding. Apparently it's weird rando friendship week on Dixie.
- Lily-Ann needs to get a life.
- Jonah why do you pop up everywhere? GO AWAY!
- Jonah sucks. What a cheeseball.
- Who brings oranges just to juggle in front of someone. What a tool bag.
- Way to walk away, Zoe.
- This is the most dressed down I have ever seen Lemon.
- "I absolve you." That's a new one.
- Aww the sad box of stuff. :(
- DON'T MOVE ON ZOE! DON'T DO IT!
- Gah why are these two so perf for each other????
- So so sad.
- UGH Ruby's coming back??? Gross.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Hart of Dixie: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
You know an episode's going to be a doozy when the title is a Taylor Swift song. Oh boy, here we go.
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